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Chalet Trip

It's really cool. Why? I went out to a chalet with friends.It's really lame- 2 tok 'bout it now.. but dats me. "Lame" is mai middle name.That's right... It's Joshua Chan Lame Zhen An.
Ok,I'm on mai way 2 da MRT with YY. 2 commonwealth, we shall GO!!!
So, dere was pretty much all of us, just waiting 4 Jeremy. All of us unite! Ah....
We went 2 Pasir Ris 4 da whole resort trip.
Checked in,& in we went 2 the room. Dere was only 1 bedroom.Aaa. But it was some1's idea not 2 sleep 4 da whole night. the trip was cool, we started our day with Water Bomb. I was the wettest. After bathing, we started a barbecue. But... Dere was this stupid xiao crazy heated arguement between Clarence n some galz.
In the end, it was cool.. so we played several games.
It was 2 in the morning. Boring. some ppl went out- dun ask me,dunno wht's in their brains(not personal),while others played blackjack. Not whitejack, Actual Blackjack.
So when the night(or morning) was over, We ent 2 c da sunrise. But it took ages b4 i realised stuff was blocking us frm seeing da sun. So i told them. Nonentity. I jogged 1 km, N they were still dere. Helllooo? They saw NOTHING. ZERO. KOSONG. But.. they were my friends. n i luv 'em. In the end we didn't see da sunrise.
After dat, we rented bicycles, n checked out, n the day ended.

New webpage

I'm creating a new webpage, but i accidentally deleted it so i had 2 restart on da 2nd lesson. it's still in the making.. n i gave it an alien theme. Well, i tried 2. I still hav a lot of work 2 do...

The Exam

Cool and yet.. so not cool.It's the prelims. And i tried my best. Da english wasn't 2 cool, but a little cool, and da maths wasn't VERY cool but a little cool since maths isn't really cool.. but i felt hot doing the cool maths paper. The chinese also wasn't very coll, but da compre. was a quite cooooooll! I liked the science butt(not ass!actually butt!wow!!!) it wasn't dat cool in the end.

the cool thing

Sungei Buloh Trip.

I dun really wanna write this, but i wanna write this even when i dun wanna write it, but i was forced by someone. This story is by me, but ur name is joshua, but my name is joshua so i m joshua but u r also joshua but i m also joshua so i shd B joshua but u r joshua so how can dat B??? but if ur name is joshua, N my name is joshua than who is the real joshua???
Let me start.
It is da 19th of June.Cool.Sleepi'n.Probably pi'n this in my dream. anyway, i've woken up.just 2 pee.Slept back.Awoke again.7:00.cool.prepar'in for a Sungei Buloh trip.
I learnt a lot of stuff.We went 4 a video first.I saw a lot of birds.They will migrate this upcoming November 2 April next year.Ok. Then i saw some cool mangrove animals, like the fascinating mudskipper, da cool tree climbing crab, a flock of House Swifts, N other cool animals. Next, we split into 3 groups. Mine headed 4 a map of Sungei Buloh. I put on some more mosguito repellent, and headed through da mangrove. Mosquitoes kept biting me!!!!!!!! I think i was a mosquito attracter. The repellent could'nt work!!!! I want a refund!!!!!
Then, we went 2 C the mudskippers,and the pencil-like roots.Next, we went to the

Zoo trip.

24/05/06
Nice day.

Tday's the zoo trip, diary. I know, I know, I've said it 1044 times, saying how enjoyable it is, saying it's soooooooooo nice. Well, if only u were there Yup, sure lame. But life is like that. LAME.

OK. Firstly, the ride was fun. pure fun. Just thought a couple of stuff while i was enjoying the scenery.Like when the hell would Wei Ren would stop talking about his auntie scolding him. That's all i could make out.I could not hear the other stuff. Bunch of ****.Sorry. Should'nt have said that. Sorry.

OK.when we were there(at the zoo),i fought with Nicko for the person who got off the bus last.Sadly, i won. If i was there, i would have said 'yea!!!' But then the bus shut right in my face, 03cm from my eye,12cm from my cheeks & 29.8cm from my shirt.Bad.bad.bad.bad.bad.

The zoo was pretty nice, just the fact that they killed 1.5 thousand elephants for their husks, half of a walrus roockery for their skin, and even up to 109 white tigers!! i cried. no kidding. fine! i did'nt. But i moaned.Bad.bad.bad.bad.bad. some people saw it.bad.bad.bad.bad.bad.bad.

The party was sweeeeeeet, though. Ahmad did several stuff.Disgusting stuff, to be exact. And Wei ren got a picture of Lim li three times.( I think he likes her.)To rap it up, i figured that the zoo was pretty cool.Saw some really cool animals, too. I just have to remember to stop wasting plastic bags, now. Since global warming melts ice bergs. Gotta go. My mom's calling me to start peeing before i wet the floor again. Really urgent.Bye.

DA 6A

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